Work is inspiring to write songs. Nothing especially original, mostly superimposing my own lyrics on established melodies and rhythms. I realize that in effect makes me Weird Al Yankovich. Hey, if I had his cash I wouldn't care in the slightest.

Right now I'm thinking something along the lines of the "12 Days of Christmas". Horribly out of season? Most definitely. But if I tweak it just right it could be gold. No one outside of my office would get it, but comedy is largely subjective anyway.

I don't need to, but it keeps me amused, which is why I do anything really.

Or maybe it's because I've been watching a lot of Animaniacs lately. Lord, I love that show.