Boy, some days really suck. If I was the type, I would choose today to go get completely blitzed. Beer, hard liqour, little poofy drinks with umbrellas, it's all fair game. Since I'm not the type I will have one drink, go for a walk (in the rain appropriately enough), and then return an indulge in more ice cream then the FDA probably can approve for any breathing human being. Healthy? No. Justified? Hell freaking yeah.

Out.